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Jakeeb is a dope nick name for Jacob. People that have the nick name jakeeb are normally dank as fuck and are hella hot and funny. A jakeeb can also be cute but a real jackass at the same time. They also tend to be very athletic with dark hair and all girls dream to have one.
Girl 1: Did you see that Jakeeb that walked by?
Girl 2: yeah he's so hot
Jakeeb by austincrane June 22, 2016
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The most adorable DJ in the world, you can't help but love him. He's so sweet and little you just want to keep him forever. Plus he can make some killer beats. He's from the Bay.
JakeeyP bruh where you at? Lemme get some air horns all up on the track.
JakeeyP by KAMFAM4Ever August 26, 2013
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Jakeeb • Jakeb • jakeball • Jakeehm • jabeeb • jafeeb • jakeboy • Jakeel • Jakeem • Jakeen

Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
A visionary. A Leader. One who loves to see the ones around him succeed sometimes more then himself. A person that everybody loves and has a huge heart for those around him. He is focused on the BIGGER picture and sometimes sacrifices the timely hangouts for advancing his future and the others around him.
that is jakeem for you.
Jakeem by the visionary07 December 4, 2010

Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009

[Jakeesha] 

A funny gyal that speaks her mind in a ghetto way
Girl: Look at that gyals eyebrows....
*jakeesha calls gyal over*
Jakeesha :Your eyebrows are fake as heeeellllll
[Jakeesha] by Cats4life<3 November 26, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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