jacquis 

A very emotional man who expresses himself through words and actions. Typically, he enjoys telling his stories of heartbreak and lost love. He is waiting for the perfect girl to come along so he can sweep her off her feet.

Damn what a Jacquis.
He’s being too much of a Jacquis.

jacquis by snowbunny91 October 28, 2019

Jacquis 

Very loving caring individual, passionate about Close friendships and Lover’s, However do not get on his bad side. He has been known to turn into a Hurricane

Have you seen Jacquis?
No!
Yesterday he was at the party having a great time, today if you see him coming go the other way.

Jacquis by Happy me lovely September 20, 2020

Jacqui 

Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui

i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.

Jacqui by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018

jacques kass 

a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay

"oh my god, i saw jacques kass last night!"
"...you went to a strip club? wtf?!"

jacques kass by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009

Jacquing off 

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

Jacquing off by bácón March 22, 2022

Jacqui Smith 

The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.

One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.

She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.

Bitch.

Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".

The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"

Jacqui Smith by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 20, 2008

Jacques

A true gentleman. Easy going humble and sexually stunning. Educated. Loyal, with the highest amount of will power you will ever find. He has been through the toughest things. Known for his huge endowment.

Watch out there goes Jacques.

Jacques is always working out.

Jacques by Billyray November 24, 2013