jaquin

a person that makes words like milk and ma dak cool.

Wheres expensive clothing but is wack

jaquin milked someone

by f21344f3 March 27, 2008

Jaquin

A complete and utter Asshole

Dude, you're such a jaquin.

by Pyrofist June 8, 2018

Jaquin

A individual who knows their way around a woman’s body.

“Wow, the guy was so amazing. He’s such a Jaquin”

by SensualSage November 25, 2021

Jaquin

A beautiful and strong individual who seeks tradition and also the thrill of the chase. Enjoys spirituality and is fascinated by divine perspectives. A true hustler whose head is always in the game; for better or worse. Will sacrifice personal gains for friends and family and treats his friends as family. Loyal and honest; gives more than he receives to those he deems worthy. Not one to loiter in someone else's bs. A solid friend to have on your good side.

Thats my daddy, Jaquin. He is the sun and his fire lights my world.

by rainbow_sprinkles December 18, 2021

JAQing off

The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.

"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."

by count z May 3, 2010

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

Joaquin

A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.

Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin

by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016