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Jacobsened 

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”
Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013
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Jacobins 

The Jacobin Club was the most famous political club of the French Revolution. So called from the Dominican convent, where they originally met, in the Rue St. Jacques, Paris. At that time, the term was popularly applied to all supporters of revolutionary opinions. In contemporary France it refers to the concept of a centralized Republic, with power concentrated in the national government, at the expense of local or regional governments.
The Jacobins sure were a rowdy bunch, always wanting to have a revolution and FUCK WOMEN.
Jacobins by gangbangorangutang July 26, 2012

Jacobian 

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006

Jacobinous 

Jacobinous is a micro internet celebrity who also go by the name of bad jack on SoundCloud
Jacobinous is the #1 dj in the whole planet
Jacobinous by Jacobinous September 22, 2021

jacobing up the place

"Cool party man." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad

Jacobing 

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc
Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera

Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times
Jacobing by Sh'Dynasty October 1, 2013