Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”
by Woogy77 August 18, 2013
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Jacobsen

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.
You are way to jacobsen.
by cjacobsen August 20, 2008
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jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)
jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball
by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011
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Colin Jacobsen

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.
Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.
by 7 D4\\'G July 07, 2004
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Sheep lover, eats a lot of grass. have 0 friends and love playing Roblox whit the other sheep on the farm. Please say "Mæææææææh" when u see him. have a nice day.......
Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh" says "mæææææææh"
by Mææææææææh April 28, 2022
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olivia jacobsen

The prettiest girl you've ever met. Olivia jacobsen is a sweetheart but she can have an attitude sometimes. Be careful of what you say to her and always have a filter when around her. Olivia is a great friend and girlfriend😉😏
Olivia Jacobsen is the coolest girl I've ever seen.
by -😍 January 26, 2017
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Jacobsen

A cool name. A Jacobsen is known for having big dicks. He is also loyal and will help you all the time. Also very friendly. Will destroy and beat up any enemy for you.
Look that guy got a big dick, he must be a Jacobsen
by CoolestInTheCity September 23, 2019
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