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person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO
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Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
by Shwagg March 18, 2007
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jackathon

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.
Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.
by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006
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EZ Jackster

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?
by FD March 29, 2003
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JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you
I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!
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Holden Jackaroo

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019
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jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.
Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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