jacketard 

Tiktok account that cannot miss. Carries the entire app 🙏

Guy: yo bro do you follow jacketard
Guy: bro who doesn't? He's the best account
Women: please breed me jacketard

jacketard by Ze weiner May 17, 2022

jackturd 

A turd so long and firm that when it reaches the bottom of the toilet it starts to lift you off the seat, similar to a car jack.

My jackturd was so big I hit my head on the ceiling.

jackturd by MasterTurder May 21, 2021

Jackstand 

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

Jackstand by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Jocktard 

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

Jocktard by saracinis December 27, 2007

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

Jacktard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Jizz Jacketed 

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

Jizz Jacketed by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

jackard 

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

jackard by Reba Mac October 8, 2006