jackturd

A turd so long and firm that when it reaches the bottom of the toilet it starts to lift you off the seat, similar to a car jack.

My jackturd was so big I hit my head on the ceiling.

by MasterTurder May 21, 2021

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

by Doug LPD August 16, 2006

Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

by mctoenail flop May 27, 2009