jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackturd

A turd so long and firm that when it reaches the bottom of the toilet it starts to lift you off the seat, similar to a car jack.

My jackturd was so big I hit my head on the ceiling.

by MasterTurder May 21, 2021

jackatero

spanish slang for jacking off

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO

by penistears July 25, 2021

jackadandy

Also spelled "jack-a-dandy".

An old term referring to a "dandy" - an upstanding, fashionable man - that flaunts their class and fashion.
The term "dandy" itself has no negative denotation.

"That guy keeps telling everyone his fashion sense is the best. He's such a jackadandy!"

by Robert Walpole June 15, 2017

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007