Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

Jaketard by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

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Team Jakeward

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.

Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.

Team Jakeward by Jakeward Lover 4ever March 28, 2010

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Jaketard • jacketard • JadeTard • jaktard • Team Jakeward

jaktard

Jaktard:noun:A person of extreme idiodicy, whos initals are J.A.K.
"Jaktard" was created by me, as an alias. Apperentley people have been using it as a different meaning. I guess you could use it as a insult.

1.God jaktard is really acting retarded today
2.God damn jaktard, get the hell out of here!

jaktard by josh kossick February 23, 2008

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JadeTard

An e-dater who's obsessing over a girl. Usually the e-dater a trans/femboy with 0 outside life. Another term for JadeTard is Archet.

"Dude Josh is such a JadeTard!"

JadeTard by Yoko;) June 26, 2021

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jacketard

Tiktok account that cannot miss. Carries the entire app 🙏

Guy: yo bro do you follow jacketard
Guy: bro who doesn't? He's the best account
Women: please breed me jacketard

jacketard by Ze weiner May 17, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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