Jaketard 

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

Jaketard by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

Team Jakeward 

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.

Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.

Team Jakeward by Jakeward Lover 4ever March 28, 2010

jaktard 

Jaktard:noun:A person of extreme idiodicy, whos initals are J.A.K.
"Jaktard" was created by me, as an alias. Apperentley people have been using it as a different meaning. I guess you could use it as a insult.

1.God jaktard is really acting retarded today
2.God damn jaktard, get the hell out of here!

jaktard by josh kossick February 23, 2008

JadeTard 

An e-dater who's obsessing over a girl. Usually the e-dater a trans/femboy with 0 outside life. Another term for JadeTard is Archet.

"Dude Josh is such a JadeTard!"

JadeTard by Yoko;) June 26, 2021

jacketard 

Tiktok account that cannot miss. Carries the entire app 🙏

Guy: yo bro do you follow jacketard
Guy: bro who doesn't? He's the best account
Women: please breed me jacketard

jacketard by Ze weiner May 17, 2022