Jacketed
Jacketed by Ben G. Franklin March 19, 2009
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Jizz Jacketed by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009
sweatshirt jacketed
Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!
sweatshirt jacketed by cmacdeff December 1, 2010
Straight Jacketed
A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.
"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"
"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."
"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."
Straight Jacketed by Cardi December 14, 2008
whacker jackered
the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
whacker jackered by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
Jacketeer
A high school or college athlete - often times a football, lacrosse, or baseball player - who won't go out in public without sporting his team gear. Jacketeers are either rocking their team-issued sweats, warm ups, or team jacket (hense the word "jacketeer") everywhere they go. Why?
Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.
The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.
Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.
The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.
Dude #1: How much you guys wanna bet that freshman wears his team sweats to the party tonight? Worst Jacketeer in history.
Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.
Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.
Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?
Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.
Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.
Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.
Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?
Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.
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