Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Jacktard

a mixture between a jack ass and a retard

Your such a jacktard

by t_buck09 December 13, 2007

Jacktard

The combination of a jackass and a retard.

That jacktard smashed into a cop car when he was drunk.

by bned March 24, 2010

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

by Doug LPD August 16, 2006

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010