jackalius

a name that can be used for both males and females.
it is the koolest name one could possibly have.
it is derived from the name "Jack".

Jackalius?That's an interesting name.
NO MAN!It's the best name ever.

by Irene Rahman September 17, 2007

jackanus

a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded

jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus

by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

jackassius

An imbellished jack-ass.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!? What a jackassius!

by John Oh April 12, 2007

The Jackals

Gang of misfits known to mark their territory with UNF (urine and feces).

Sightings have been made around NYC, Pompton NJ, Washington DC, Lake Placid NY, HoCo and Dewey Beach.

Respect their gangster at all times, they will make you go asleep.

One of The Jackals kept asking the bartender for Supachexx Supachexx, so we had to cut him off and call the police for backup.

This place is trashed and there is a ton of beer in the snow, have The Jackals been here?

Oh snap is that Bass Patrol I hear, The Jackals are coming lock the door!

I used to be alive but then I crossed The Jackals.

by Anubis Maximus June 27, 2008

Jackaline

Jackaline: She Is Quiet around people, but is more talktive with people she is comfortable with. She dislikes it when people pronounce the "E" in the end of her name instead of pronouncing it, "LIN". She is the most amazing person you will EVER meet. She is so down to earth and very insecure. She doesn't need to be. She's very beautiful, very funny, and very shy.

girl1:"Did you see Jackaline today?"
girl2:"Yes, she's so beautiful, but she never talks, do you know why?"
girl1:"I have no clue!"

by pawsupfor-jamey December 5, 2011

jakarius

Usually a short black guy. Very fun to be around and gets in a lot of trouble. This person is welled like my guys and loved by girls. He usually chooses to keep girls guessing and teasing them.

My boyfriend acts like Jakarius.

by Jamster from tampa May 25, 2009

Jackals

A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, Jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the Jackals hunting armour.
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?

Afterall they are gods gift to women!

Jackal 1 "urg huh hu grr"
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"

Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)

Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)

by maceymoocow December 4, 2011