jacklister

Creator of habit. Recluse. Can usually be found where fun isn't. Does not appreciate the company of others, commonly understood as socially awkward. Cunt.

Jacklister equates to Hermit

by Godsmessenger January 10, 2014

EZ Jackster

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.

Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?

by FD March 29, 2003

Jacksterbation

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.

"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008

JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.

That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.

by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004

Jackmaster

Extremely Nutz Kine or Hella tight.

(Needs to be "Extremely" or "Hella" in order for it to be "Jackmaster")

Jareds sick score with all those bitches was totally "Jackmaster"!!!!!

by Jackmaster3000 March 17, 2009

jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off

my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures

by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007