jackalus

a cool guy whos trap phone is popping

jackalus is so cool

by 420weed January 6, 2022

Jackalstop

Anything you want it to be.

Bro, give me my jackalstop.
Im gonna punch you in the jackalstop.
You really need to jackalstop doing that.

by bo haney March 1, 2018

jackanus

a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded

jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus

by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

The Jackals

Gang of misfits known to mark their territory with UNF (urine and feces).

Sightings have been made around NYC, Pompton NJ, Washington DC, Lake Placid NY, HoCo and Dewey Beach.

Respect their gangster at all times, they will make you go asleep.

One of The Jackals kept asking the bartender for Supachexx Supachexx, so we had to cut him off and call the police for backup.

This place is trashed and there is a ton of beer in the snow, have The Jackals been here?

Oh snap is that Bass Patrol I hear, The Jackals are coming lock the door!

I used to be alive but then I crossed The Jackals.

by Anubis Maximus June 27, 2008

Jackals

A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, Jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the Jackals hunting armour.
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?

Afterall they are gods gift to women!

Jackal 1 "urg huh hu grr"
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"

Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)

Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)

by maceymoocow December 4, 2011

The Gone Jackals

A hard rock music group of late 80's,sound tracks of "full throttle" game

A: what group do you like ?
B: THe Gone Jackals

by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008

Elmira Jackals

They are a professional Ice Hockey team located in Elmira, New York. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Binghampton Senators of the AHL, and the Ottawa Senators of the NHL

LETS GO ELMIRA JACKALS!!!

the Elmira Jackals are taking a bite out of the game!

by Elmira Jackals Fan January 29, 2009