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jack megoff by Megatronious August 23, 2017
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Jack mehoff
a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.
Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?
Jack
Teacher: Last name?
Mehoff
Teacher: That's a very unique name.
*30 minutes later*
Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!
*Class starts laughing*
Jack
Teacher: Last name?
Mehoff
Teacher: That's a very unique name.
*30 minutes later*
Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!
*Class starts laughing*
Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020
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Jack Mehoff
Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.
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Jack Meoff
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Jack Mehoff
It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
Jack Mehoff by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022
jackmeoff
masterbation of male
JackMehoff
JackMehoff is an informal slang used by the homies when they're inviting each other to play together.
Friend A: Hey are you free later?
Friend B: yeah
Friend A: You wanna JackMehoff?
Friend B: SHEEEEEES, bet uwu
Friend B: yeah
Friend A: You wanna JackMehoff?
Friend B: SHEEEEEES, bet uwu
JackMehoff by Experiment1014 February 17, 2022
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