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jack daniel's 

A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
jack daniel's by Melissa Todd August 5, 2006
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jack daniel's 

The BEST whiskey on the planet! Distilled and bottled in the great USA (Tennessee to be exact)!
We can't live without our Jack Daniel's!
jack daniel's by Jilina October 20, 2005

Jack Daniel's Story 

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
Jack Daniel's Story by K on a Stick February 16, 2008

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

Jack Dagniel's 

Jack Dagniel's
(Noun)

After being first coined on Youtube's high calorie cooking channel Epic Meal Time, Harley Morenstein sometimes will be heard refering to Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey as "Jack Dagniels".

The reason speculated for the renaming of this whiskey is purely because he's Harley Morenstein and is bad ass.
...Jack Dagniel's sauwce in our meat sauwce.

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
Jack Daniels by dammit janet October 22, 2004

Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.
"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"