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jackdaniels

bartender = wot can i get ya

punter = yeh il hav a jackdaniels n coke please bartender
by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006
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Jack and Dan are JackDaniels
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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JackDaniels

1.Bestestfriends
2.A cool ass name
3.Some down ass Chicks
Whad up JackDaniels!
by Jackie July 27, 2003
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Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
by dammit janet October 22, 2004
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Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.
"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"
by moreweedthanbobmarley December 27, 2016
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Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
by scipeo August 29, 2013
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Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.
I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.
by Eric January 7, 2005
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