13 definitions by dammit janet

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A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
by dammit janet October 22, 2004
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A great game that quickly separates the strong from the weak, the boys from the girls, and the normal from the pussies.

The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.
C'mon, kids! Let's get in some dodge ball before the liberal commie fags at the school board make us stop and hug each other for gym class.
by dammit janet October 23, 2003
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Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.
Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?

Son: What's the difference?

Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.

Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.

Dad: That's my boy.
by dammit janet October 21, 2004
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A contraction for dumb cunt.
My wife wrecked the fucking car again. She's such a dunt.
by dammit janet July 15, 2003
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Metallica
When Metallica bitched about their fans trading their music online because they weren't getting paid, they became sell outs.
by dammit janet July 01, 2003
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Bald Pussy.
Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.
by dammit janet June 27, 2003
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Semen, sperm, goo.
Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.
by dammit janet May 21, 2003
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