jack all
jack all by Leo Dillon July 14, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Jack Of All Characters
A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
Jack Of All Characters by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010
Related Words
Jack of all offs
A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.
Jack of all offs by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010
jack of all trades
The other definitions are wrong.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.
jack of all trades by morbidgolem November 3, 2007
jack of all trades
A term used to describe someone who knows a lot about many things, but, with the second tag "master of none" added it transforms into a derogatory phrase meant to emphasize how mastery of one skill is important for deeper knowledge.
However, one, oft forgotten tag is the third one: "is oftentimes better than a master of one". Instantly, the term reverses meaning, symbolizing how a person who knows a lot about many things that integrates their skills allows them to surpass even a master of one.
Interesting phrase, nonetheless.
However, one, oft forgotten tag is the third one: "is oftentimes better than a master of one". Instantly, the term reverses meaning, symbolizing how a person who knows a lot about many things that integrates their skills allows them to surpass even a master of one.
Interesting phrase, nonetheless.
"Man, Tom knows a lot! He's a jack of all trades, aint he?"
"Yeah, but he probably doesn't know a lot about specifics. You know how it goes: Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Jack of all trades, master of one, is oftentimes better than master of one, man. Tom's pretty smart."
"Yeah, but he probably doesn't know a lot about specifics. You know how it goes: Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Jack of all trades, master of one, is oftentimes better than master of one, man. Tom's pretty smart."
jack of all trades by Oldrego March 9, 2017
Jack of All Asses
A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020
Jack of all trades
A person who is skilled at a variety of different things, but not to the same level as a person who is specialised in one of these things.
Jack of all trades by eruditionfish March 30, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026