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rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.
You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017
In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

anti jabroni 

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.
Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
anti jabroni by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

Jabogies 

Jess got mad at Ryan and accidentally kicked him in the jabogies.
Jabogies by tayla lee ann! October 11, 2009