jabrony

A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.

Man, Cole's such a jabrony, flaunting that stupid expensive Rainbow Dash figurine. Who cares?

by Xterra April 18, 2018

Jabrony

A person who's like a frog kid. A dumb lesser person.

Sebastian you jabrony, don't run with scissors.

by Spedball_Supreme May 11, 2019

jabrony

A mixture between ping pong, pool, and golf. A gentlemen's sport in which the player must land the ball in various holes by serving the ball ping pong style. This game was originated in the Kelly household and will go down as the greatest game ever made.

Dude i won in jabrony last night against Katie and she had to run a naked lap.

by broskinoski May 14, 2010

jabrony

noun: a term used by Jason to describe one as inferior and on their way up the the ways of Jason

Hey jabrony, i eat so much pussy that they should add it to the food pyramid.

by KING KNIGHT SHEIST October 17, 2008

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019