jaboonies

The boondocks of Japan.

My brother lives so far into the Jaboonies that he has to drive 5 hours to see a movie.

by Hoop Jones May 23, 2005

Jabonie

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.

You are such a Jabonie!!!!

by Duke Able January 20, 2015

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabogies

A mans junk.

Jess got mad at Ryan and accidentally kicked him in the jabogies.

by tayla lee ann! October 11, 2009

Jahoobies

Big boobies

"you have one nice pair of Jahoobies!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Fastman93 August 21, 2009

Jaboozie

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy

The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's

by Pyreking September 8, 2010

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

by thompsonboy March 15, 2012