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G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017

jabroker 

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)
The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.
jabroker by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

jabronie 

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
jabronie by super86me December 10, 2008

jabookie 

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

Jabronie 

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
Shut up Jabronie.
Jabronie by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”