Jabronie

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.

Shut up Jabronie.

by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

Jabronie

A word with any meaning you want it to have.

Dude, Taylor is such a jabronie. I mean seriously, he

is really a freak.

by my name is not daeee-ton October 6, 2010

Jabronie

A frozen treat you would buy at a circus or fair

Daddy, can you buy me a jabronie?

by zabbo January 15, 2011

Jabronie

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....

Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.

by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

Jabronie

A funkadelic Tony traveler. A desert groover, a dancefloor destroyer.

The Jabronies were out in full force! Hev city!

by Vavavuu April 6, 2017

Jabronie

To steal somthing un-important, such as a seat.

If two of my friends were sitting on a bench and one got up. I'de Jabronie their seat; I stole their seat.

by RjDizzle April 15, 2006

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019