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jabroker

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)
The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.
by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010
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Jabroner

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
by Jabrowni August 5, 2011
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Jabroke

a condescending term for a lazy piece of shit who acts like he has his life together but who really is broke in capacity, wealth, and spirit.

an incompetent and lazy bro.

a combination of jamoke and jabroni
"Look at that jabroke wearing his cheap-ass sunglasses inside as if he were Kanye."
by whyeventry December 6, 2018
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