a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
by PrettyPiggy September 25, 2010
my jabookies are the best
by Joey One and Only February 17, 2009
by LolitaGordon June 05, 2009
by k3v0n May 15, 2010
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
by EndMyLoafPlease February 18, 2018
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
by EndMyLoafPlease February 17, 2018
Created by Diamondpigman01 as an imaginary representation of a huge number.
(Jaden always brings them in)
(Jaden always brings them in)
I have like a jabookie-billion dollars.
by DiamondisHere April 06, 2025