Jabroke

a condescending term for a lazy piece of shit who acts like he has his life together but who really is broke in capacity, wealth, and spirit.

an incompetent and lazy bro.

a combination of jamoke and jabroni

"Look at that jabroke wearing his cheap-ass sunglasses inside as if he were Kanye."

Jabroke by whyeventry December 6, 2018

jabroker 

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)

The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.

jabroker by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.

Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.

jabroney by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015

Jabroner 

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.

Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”

Jabroner by Jabrowni August 5, 2011

Jabrone 

1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

OMG you jabrone, you've been in the bathroom forever!

Jabrone by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008

jabroseph 

One who rules over all brosephs. The leader, the alpha male. One who gets all the pune he needs. one who is a jabroseph.

Dude 1: hey bro why does that guy get all the trim he wants?

Dude 2: dude cause he is a jabroseph, its implied bro.

jabroseph by Travioli June 24, 2008

jobroken 

when the jonas brothers have broken your heart/dreams in some way.

guy 1: "yea, she found out joe jonas has a new girlfriend."
guy 2: "oh she must be really jobroken"

jobroken by Fredd the Narwhal March 11, 2010