Child: Are we there yet?
Mother: No, not yet.
Child: Why not?
Mother: Because your whore of an Aunt forced your Uncle to move out to Jabip so he can't see his family anymore.

Jabip! (Points at someone)

"It took so long to get there that I was almost to East Jabip!"

Hi, where are you from? Fifth and Jabip, what's it to ya.