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A billion that is compounded nearly limitlessly. Similar to bajillion.
I've seen this movie a jabillion times!
jabillion by Francesco V May 25, 2007
Words you can keep
Large number that has yet to be invented.
Fry: One JILLION dollars.
Audience: *Gasp*
Auctioneer: Sir, that's not even a number.

One Jillion

The largest number in recorded history. Originally stated by youtuber jacksfilms.
Person 1: Did you guys know that the largest number in recorded history is one jillion?
Person 2: No way that's so cool!
One Jillion by jillionaire October 21, 2016

Floppity Jillion

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17
Floppity Jillion by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011

gabillion 

A number so immense that it cannot be comprehended with the human mind. So large that the word large doesn't begin to describe it. (Neither does huge, or gigantic. fyi)
No I won't lend you any more money from crack, you already owe me like a gabillion dollars.
gabillion by Senor Sabado April 7, 2005

kabillion 

A very large amount, i.e. untold billions.
I told Greg that Jaycee had slept with a kabillion people, but he hooked up with her anyway and got chlamydia.
kabillion by roahboah October 6, 2003

jizillionaire 

Someone who has had a lot of sex with men therefore been on the recieving end of a lot of semen 'jism'.
That girl has fucked so many guys she must be a jizillionaire!
jizillionaire by BexT April 20, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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