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jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.
person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

jamillionaire 

originating from the name "jamil," which comes from an Arabic root, which literally translates to sexy beast. jamillionaires are often social butterflies who enjoy intellectual conversations as well as livening conversations with appropriate accents to the surrounding company. throughout the ages, jamillionaires have often been referred to as lebanese beasts and/or mythical lebanese gods. however, in more contemporary times, jamillionaires are simply know as gerenally great individuals.
phil: wow! did you see how his accent gave me a rock-hard boner?!

ashley: nope! but he gave me one too!

phil: what a jamillionaire...
jamillionaire by shaq jam April 7, 2010

Jiguzillionaire 

A semi-underground but not-so-known group of indecent young teenage rappers that do not fit into the criteria of society. The music they release on Soundcloud is total ear-rape and is only listened to by their friends and highly unintelligent teenagers that are either overweight or acne-ridden individuals with no prospect in life. One of the members called Uzi doesn't even rap because he has trouble speaking English and he sounds like a total foreign object when he tries to rap.

The word Jiguzillionaire can also be used to describe the groups fans or as a slang term for someone who is either over-weight, acne-ridden or a total looser with no goal in life.
Person 1: "Hey, dude! Do you listen to Jiguzillionaire?"
Person 2: "No, they are so damn lame."

Person 1: "Look at Jimbob over there, literally has no goal in life."
Person 2: "What a total Jiguzillionaire."
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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