j-okes

the state of mind in which everyone should exist.

"dude i just impaled a watermelon on a plastic sword!!" "thats tottaly j-okes!!!"

by Hershie October 16, 2003

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Jokes on you

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.

If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you

by Qachosky June 7, 2014

Sex Jokes

The entirety of Urban Dictionary.

Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

among us jokes

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all

When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles

by naothns November 9, 2020