järp 

a concoction of ground meat and a little bit of love in the shape of an elongated meatball, or a squished beef patty.
well known amongst consumers as a borderline holy meal as wine and bread is to a christian community.

"I love järp so much i cant wait to stuff it down my throat"
"me too but i like it blended"

järp by järpgobbler March 31, 2023

jarp 

Ancient pygmy form of greeting, originating from the river dwellers and predominately used between neighbouring tribes. The expression is usually accompanied by an open palm signal of the right hand, similar to a high-five. Today, it is often used between family groups and friends who live some distance apart and translates, typically as "Hello, friend, I harbour thee no ill-will."

1# (ancient): "Jarp! I bring you these two virigins in exchange for seven pigs."
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"

jarp by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004

Jarp 

Illest woman out! Grumpy as hell when she's sober or has no cigarettes. Will bite your fucking toes off if you cross her. Smashes booze like there's no work tomorrow.

Man that chicks a Jarp!

Jarp by jarpi December 5, 2014

JARP 

A group of odd people. Who typically like to joke around, talk about sex, and/or dance to techno.

"Wow Dan, your friends are so jarp!"

"Well, my friends are Jarpies."

JARP by LOL9898 April 25, 2010

Jarp 

To jarp, or poke someone. To be jarped.

That great gallah just proper jarped me in the ribs.

Jarp by Nemain_79 February 12, 2009

reverse Jarpee 

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.

reverse Jarpee by xraygoggles June 10, 2021

Jarps 

Breasts

That lass has got a canny pair of jarps on her.

Jarps by Jonny23 May 4, 2011