jarpeg
jarpeg by ordofthedayaddedit May 23, 2008
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reverse Jarpee
Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.
I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.
reverse Jarpee by xraygoggles June 10, 2021
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Jarpenters
Jeans with a hammer loop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.
The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."
Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
Jarpenters by Jack McPheuck June 22, 2012
jarpet
Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"
jarpet by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010
Jarped
Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?
jaregular
"jaregular is him" "jaregular is that nigga"
Jarregnomer
A Jarregnomer (noun) is a person that always skips a day of work or school that falls on a day before the weekend or a break.
"Wow, he never comes to work on Fridays. He's such a Jarregnomer."
"She never comes to school on the day before any breaks or Fridays. What a Jarregnomer."
"She never comes to school on the day before any breaks or Fridays. What a Jarregnomer."
Jarregnomer by LeCober February 12, 2025
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