jarpeg 

JRPG. i.e. japanese role playing game like Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior.

"Final Fantasy 6 was a pretty good jarpeg"

jarpeg by ordofthedayaddedit May 23, 2008

reverse Jarpee 

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.

reverse Jarpee by xraygoggles June 10, 2021

Jarpenters 

Jeans with a hammer loop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.

The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.

Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."

Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."

Jarpenters by Jack McPheuck June 22, 2012

jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

jarpet by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jarped 

Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?

"Now then Bobba, fancy coming down ward 9 with me tomorrow? Ive been bareback with 8 lasses since the last time i got Jarped and could do with a test"

Jarped by Mr. Hogg October 23, 2007

jaregular 

thee flyest nigga in the nation

"jaregular is him" "jaregular is that nigga"

jaregular by Jaregular June 20, 2022

Jarregnomer 

A Jarregnomer (noun) is a person that always skips a day of work or school that falls on a day before the weekend or a break.

"Wow, he never comes to work on Fridays. He's such a Jarregnomer."

"She never comes to school on the day before any breaks or Fridays. What a Jarregnomer."

Jarregnomer by LeCober February 12, 2025