jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jarrett

A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.

girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?

by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020

jarette

Is a fly Mexican kid who is a scammer and rocks a bunch of designers.

Gee look at Jarette, I wish I could be like himone day

by JJGotti May 26, 2017

Jaret

A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!

Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*

by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016

Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.

Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.

by P.Dank November 14, 2011

Jaretzie

Jaretzie is a very beautiful girl that every boy wants to be her girlfriend and any boy that has her should keep her I should know I had a jaretzie but I lost her so who ever has a jaretzie should keep her as long as u can

Omg jaretzie is coming Holly good

by Layva October 12, 2019

Jaretzy

Jaretzy is a very confusing girl. Her actions make you think that she is bad but when you get to know her she is actually a really nice person. Honesty it's all about how you get to know her. This girl catch your heart and if you don't get on your good side she can break your heart.

MRA Jaretzy is going to be...well I don't know what she'll be like

by MareoGames May 17, 2018