Jarps 

Breasts

That lass has got a canny pair of jarps on her.

Jarps by Jonny23 May 4, 2011

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar

Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter

Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019

jarussi 

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

jarbs balls 

A phrase meaning "the utmost in greatness". Similar to "bees knees". Often referring to a incident or spectacle that includes a large amount of bravery or courage.

"Did you see that? That was the jarbs balls!"

jarbs balls by Pudding Cloud September 12, 2011

Japsycho 

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

Japsycho by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

Jaroszewski 

Surname of a group of Polish men with huge penises.

He's huge, he must be of Jaroszewski decent.

Jaroszewski by irhythems July 1, 2009

Jarson 

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

Jarson by murderrheads August 13, 2008