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Jarpenters

Jeans with a hammer loop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.

The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."

Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
by Jack McPheuck June 22, 2012
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Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
by c10v3r August 22, 2011
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carpenters dream

by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week
by jessica1# February 8, 2010
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Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.
Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
by Paul131279 February 22, 2007
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Carpentersville

(The Getto)in illinois...
I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.
by MasterRoach April 12, 2008
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carpenters dream

by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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