izoard

Izoard is a lovely playful person who's always looking to do something. He's a verry honest guy and when trusted by him your friendship will not break. When you have Izoard in your life you are lucky. You can't get bored with him and can always trust them. You can always trust them with a secret. He's very helpful and will help in any way he can.

1: Bro he's so funny. I never get bored with him. I trust him so much.

2: Oh, that sounds like an Izoard.

by Deze guy November 21, 2021

Eddie Izzard

The Greatest Comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. He is a executive transvestite, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. He is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or sexist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. He engages the audience and often goes off track. He is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot

Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People, But Monkeys Do To (If They Have A Gun)

This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard

by Proassasin Made In China A.K.A Promic October 8, 2005

eddie izzard

A European executive transvestite stand-up comedian. Original as well as bizarre, with a hilarious view on life that leaves the mind wondering.

"There are no pyjamas in the valley of the dead!"
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.

by Gothic Wildfire June 11, 2006

Eddie Izzard

The cleverest stand-up comic. He's an executive transvestite, and he's best known for Dress to Kill and Circles. He usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like sex and current politics.

"You can't claim us, we live here!
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"

"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."

by Katarsa December 18, 2004

Eddie Izzard

British, transvestie, comedian.
Executive transvestite.

Eddie Izzard is the funniest comedian in the world.

by DuckFlappy666 November 30, 2003

Izard

a cool layed back family with a really hot older daughter but a hotter youngger child

The Izards are the coolest family ever!!!!!

by rela awesomeness April 29, 2012

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004