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Ivonka (Evan Glastier) is a pretty boy
ivonka by Carl Ken May 14, 2018
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Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She enjoys giving people death stares as she hates everyone. She loves her mans tho xoxoxoxoox
I wish i was Ivona, shes just the most amazing human ever
Ivona by Avocado2001 October 15, 2018

Ivankaposer 

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true
Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.
Ivankaposer by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017
An awesome person, makes you feel like you matter, and makes an incredible cup of tea.
Man that Ivona is the best thing in my life, can't wait to see her again

Ivanka Trump 

At risk of being fucked by her dad
Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her
Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016
Ivonna is a gorgeous girl who is very popular. She is sweet and kind and is never rude unless she's in a mood. She is a playful girl who likes to flirt and is a breaker of hearts . All the boys like her and she denies them as she is thinking bout someone else.
Girl: who is that with all the boys around
Boy: I have no idea looks like a Ivonna
Ivonna by #SecretNameIsCool July 28, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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