Skip to main content

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

Ivankaposer 

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true
Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.
Ivankaposer by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017

Ivanka Trump 

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her
Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016
Bulgarian sex God. Behind his harsh exterior lies a penis of pure gold. Capable of pleasing multiple woman at the same time for hours on end
"I can't even walk right now. I hooked up with an Ivanov last night... and this morning... and 5 minutes ago"
Ivanov by thelannman July 27, 2016

Ivankism 

Religion based around the one and only teacher Ivanka

(Yes, this religion does indeed have enough members to be official)
Ivankism shall rise!
Ivankism by A wise person haha October 20, 2021

Ivanka Trump 

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter