thelannman's definitions

Ivanov

Bulgarian sex God. Behind his harsh exterior lies a penis of pure gold. Capable of pleasing multiple woman at the same time for hours on end

"I can't even walk right now. I hooked up with an Ivanov last night... and this morning... and 5 minutes ago"

by thelannman July 27, 2016

Secutiful

The perfect combination of sexy cute and beautiful.

"I was just gonna walk away, but damn that girl was secutiful... i think im gonna marry her"

by thelannman July 27, 2016