Imminent Rueage 

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.

He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.

Imminent Rueage by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015

imminent poop to poot ratio 

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

epic fail imminent 

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

epic fail imminent by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

Imminence 

It or they will happen.

The word imminence is related to any subject in a possible future of events to come. These events can be spontanious or over time but they will become, and therefore become Imminence. It is closely related to the word imminent which explains the actual event where Imminence explains the event entirely as a whole. Non-Indigenous become Imminence as they will happen but the time frame is not specified.

Imminence by The Tenth Doctor March 9, 2009

Your ass is mine 

1. If you cross me again, you WILL die. 2. Your anus belongs to me now.

Greg: You are a terrible kid.
Blastoise: Your ass is mine.

Your ass is mine by Greg/Blastoise June 10, 2010

Ismene 

is the coolest person ever!! GENIUS. FUNNY. GORGEOUS . BRILLIANT.

Whoever meets her wants to marry her or be her!

As a personality she can sometimes be rude and sarcastic but she does not give a *&^&^!

Last year we had 1 000 000 suicides because they couldn't be as cool as ismene is!

Ismene by da coolness freak December 2, 2010

Ismini

The sister of Antigone; sister-daughter of Oedipus Rex.

Dude, Ismini ended up being cool since she died with Antigone in that cave.

Ismini by Stonecrab February 5, 2010