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When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
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An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.
That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.
by I_Destroy_all September 05, 2010
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One of the great water pokΓ©mon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!
mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...
by longis. November 29, 2004
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A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's
by berry-chaan September 09, 2010
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When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.
Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun
by Daski April 13, 2011
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Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn
Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!
by Chris Schanley March 22, 2005
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When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,
Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise
by phelm April 26, 2012
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