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Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

this is my truth tell me yours 

a cool ablum made by a cool band

Is This Your Chard Burger 

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

This is your sex sound 

A hand game starting off at the thumb, counting off fingers until you get to the pinky. At "sound," you bend back the pinky as hard as you can and the sound that your friend makes is the sound they will make during sex. Popular with the teen crowd, can sometimes result in broken pinkies.
"Hey, can I see your hand?"
"Sure dude, what for?"
"This" thumb "is" pointer "your" middle "sex" ring "sound" pinky
"OOOWWW MY GODD! DUDE!"

- "This is your sex sound" nuff said.

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time 

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

This is your black Friday come early. 

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.