ipoker

Usually played amongst strangers riding public transportation or at your local Starbuck's. The game usually begins when someone, wanting attention, pulls out any Apple product. At this point, many people will choose to discreetly observe the product and determine its credentials. They will then compare with the Apple product in their possession. If they have a more recent and popular product, they must bring the product into the open for all to observe. If said product is confirmed to be better than the first Apple product, all attention will effectively shift to the person possessing the better product, forcing the original player to return their inferior Apple product back to his or her knapsack or pocket. This is where the game gets interesting. If you bring out the better product, you MUST pretend you are using ALL of its features even if you have no meaningful work to do or, have no remnant of a wireless or wifi connection. At this point in the game, you are safe...unless someone else feels they have a stronger hand than you.

ipod touch user: "hmmm, let me pull out my ipod touch and embarrass this ipod nano-using loser".

Nano user: "this fool obviously doesn't know about the ipad I have in my knapsack. Let me pull this baby out and zoom through some photos I downloaded from Bing"

ipod touch user: (returns ipod touch to pocket)

iphone 4 user: (pulls phone out and begins fake conversation about how hard it was to snag one of the new iphones) "what? yeah. YES. YES, I AM CALLING YOU FROM MY NEW IPHONE 4! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT IT FOR!!"

all other apple users in unison: (return products to their original places and bow down to new iphone user).

-end round of ipoker. Iphone 4 wins

by captivatedboredom June 19, 2010

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

Ipokesmot

A pot smoking alcohol binging Emu bird that invented the internet and bothers radio hosts with pizza deliveries. Also is famous with hookers.

"Ipokesmot just sent me a pizza."

by Eldergod October 3, 2013

ipokeherface2

after lady gaga is done with yermomsmouth, ipokeherface2.

She was so glad to learn that mybonercurescorona she demanded ipokeherface2.

by myxxxpovnetwork September 7, 2021

ipoder

One who is seldom seen without an Apple Ipod in his/her possesion.

Here comes the 'ipoder' listening to his 10,000 portable cd collection

by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008

Ipodery

The things you can do with your ipod.

You find things out so quickly with that Ipodery

by wordmane1111 December 20, 2010