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When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.
"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"
iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007
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A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.
Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.
iPoser by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008
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photo-imposer 

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.
Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.
photo-imposer by topsidejoe October 1, 2007
Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.
Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.
iPoseur by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010
to buy an ipod just so you can show it off to your freinds
did you see james ipod yet?
yes... hes such an ipose
ipose by >< December 27, 2008
A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.
Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.
idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007
A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Have you ever tried an idoser?"
"Yeah dude it's great!"
idoser by concretekid January 17, 2009
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