iPoke

"Why don't you get a life instead of playing with your iPoke all day?"

"iPoke you in the eye if you don't stop fooling with your iProd when I'm talking to you"

by CrankyCyclist March 2, 2008

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iPoseur

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

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When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

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iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

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