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iPerson
A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???
Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop
BEN YOU iPERSON!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop
BEN YOU iPERSON!
iPerson by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005
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iPest
This is a rather annoying breed of an Apple fanatic that will pester you about every electronic gadget you use if it doesn't have the Apple logo on it, regardless of your particular needs or your reasons for using what you have.
iPest: "why are you using a Blackberry?! those things suck! get an iPhone! The iPhone can do everything! It has a touch-sceen keyboard! its the latest and greatest technology!"
BBUser: "because I need something with a REAL keyboard. I need this to integrate with my Company's network. I need to edit Office documents on the fly, and I need the capability to open up Microsoft Outlook meeting notifications. The iPhone is not meant for every consumer out there, particularly business users, so stop pestering me".
iPest: "Dude!!! PC!!!! why did you buy a PC instead of a mac?!! that's like getting a Ford Pinto instead of a BMW!!"
PCUser: "Because I'm integrating this with my home theater, and I need something with built in HDMI and Blu-ray, features which MACs unfortunately do not have. Now piss off asshole".
BBUser: "because I need something with a REAL keyboard. I need this to integrate with my Company's network. I need to edit Office documents on the fly, and I need the capability to open up Microsoft Outlook meeting notifications. The iPhone is not meant for every consumer out there, particularly business users, so stop pestering me".
iPest: "Dude!!! PC!!!! why did you buy a PC instead of a mac?!! that's like getting a Ford Pinto instead of a BMW!!"
PCUser: "Because I'm integrating this with my home theater, and I need something with built in HDMI and Blu-ray, features which MACs unfortunately do not have. Now piss off asshole".
iPerson
A: A person with downs syndrome or any other learning disability that results in limited mental capacity.
B: An ignorant faggot that uses apple brand electronics.
B: An ignorant faggot that uses apple brand electronics.
iPerson by motorboatsoundmachine December 6, 2011