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ipews

To be the best at any shooting game,Name for the only don dotta.
Ipews is the don dotta.
by Cash simba August 23, 2021
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iPerson

A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???
Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop

BEN YOU iPERSON!
by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005
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ipes headies

an abbreviation (abbrevs, if you will) for ipod headphones
"shit, i forgot my ipes headies at home"
by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005
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iPest

This is a rather annoying breed of an Apple fanatic that will pester you about every electronic gadget you use if it doesn't have the Apple logo on it, regardless of your particular needs or your reasons for using what you have.
iPest: "why are you using a Blackberry?! those things suck! get an iPhone! The iPhone can do everything! It has a touch-sceen keyboard! its the latest and greatest technology!"

BBUser: "because I need something with a REAL keyboard. I need this to integrate with my Company's network. I need to edit Office documents on the fly, and I need the capability to open up Microsoft Outlook meeting notifications. The iPhone is not meant for every consumer out there, particularly business users, so stop pestering me".

iPest: "Dude!!! PC!!!! why did you buy a PC instead of a mac?!! that's like getting a Ford Pinto instead of a BMW!!"

PCUser: "Because I'm integrating this with my home theater, and I need something with built in HDMI and Blu-ray, features which MACs unfortunately do not have. Now piss off asshole".
by KJSolid February 3, 2010
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ipes

Another word for "Ipod", but this one is way more kick ass than just saying "Ipod".
Pwnage36: Where's my ipes?!

NubbyTeach32: wtf?

Pwnage 36: Obvs means my Ipod nubcake.
by lordzane May 28, 2007
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iPerson

A: A person with downs syndrome or any other learning disability that results in limited mental capacity.

B: An ignorant faggot that uses apple brand electronics.
That iPerson just shat their pants!!
by motorboatsoundmachine December 6, 2011
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ipestike

the word lipstick, but in a HEAVY british accent. basically saying it in cursive, or in halseys native tongue.
"hey brawv carn i get sawrm ipestike yeh"
by iabbayobr December 22, 2022
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