A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???

Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop

BEN YOU iPERSON!

iPerson by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005

Related Words

ipews • iPerson • Ipeesitting • ipes headies • iPest • ipestike • I.P.ersonality • IPE • İpek Su • i pewpewpew'd your ass

ipes headies

an abbreviation (abbrevs, if you will) for ipod headphones

"shit, i forgot my ipes headies at home"

ipes headies by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005

iPest

This is a rather annoying breed of an Apple fanatic that will pester you about every electronic gadget you use if it doesn't have the Apple logo on it, regardless of your particular needs or your reasons for using what you have.

iPest: "why are you using a Blackberry?! those things suck! get an iPhone! The iPhone can do everything! It has a touch-sceen keyboard! its the latest and greatest technology!"

BBUser: "because I need something with a REAL keyboard. I need this to integrate with my Company's network. I need to edit Office documents on the fly, and I need the capability to open up Microsoft Outlook meeting notifications. The iPhone is not meant for every consumer out there, particularly business users, so stop pestering me".

iPest: "Dude!!! PC!!!! why did you buy a PC instead of a mac?!! that's like getting a Ford Pinto instead of a BMW!!"

PCUser: "Because I'm integrating this with my home theater, and I need something with built in HDMI and Blu-ray, features which MACs unfortunately do not have. Now piss off asshole".

iPest by KJSolid February 3, 2010

ipes

Another word for "Ipod", but this one is way more kick ass than just saying "Ipod".

Pwnage36: Where's my ipes?!

NubbyTeach32: wtf?

Pwnage 36: Obvs means my Ipod nubcake.

ipes by lordzane May 28, 2007

iPerson

A: A person with downs syndrome or any other learning disability that results in limited mental capacity.

B: An ignorant faggot that uses apple brand electronics.

That iPerson just shat their pants!!

iPerson by motorboatsoundmachine December 6, 2011

ipestike

the word lipstick, but in a HEAVY british accent. basically saying it in cursive, or in halseys native tongue.

"hey brawv carn i get sawrm ipestike yeh"

ipestike by iabbayobr December 22, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026