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I.P.ersonality 

The way people act over the internet in comparison to how they act in real life.
Dan: She was acting so different when i met her in person!
Pat: Yeah man, thats her I.P.ersonality that you met online
I.P.ersonality by st4cksh0t May 8, 2008
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Well At Least I Still Have My Personality 

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.
Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

What am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!

Da indignant questions dat you snortingly ask yer client/supervisor who has tasked you wif da job of negotiating wif a third party on his behalf --- probably in hopes of persuading/convincing said "Person C" to do whatever it is dat said "Person A" wants --- but then after arriving at Person C's location and sizing up da situation, you realize dat you possess little-or-no knowledge, experience, preparation, and/or influence regarding said negotiation wif Person C, and so you are at a loss to know how best to approach Person C wif Person A's proposition.
Clueless Dude #1, standing just inside da door of a noisy manufacturing-floor building and splutteringly protesting to Dude #2 on his cell phone: Look, Buddy --- I got here to da clothing-factory as you instructed, and I see da uniforms-design foreman whom you described to me, but he's a totally-absorbed-in-his-work bloke who's busy up to his eyeballs, and so I haven't a clue how to proceed here... what am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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