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Ikeamotion 

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.
I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.
Ikeamotion by Leslie Dow February 3, 2008
Related Words
'Hey, let's go get some ipeem from DQ!'
'This neapolitan ipeem is sweet!'
ipeem by Bil Shay April 26, 2008

goblean iteam 

there is no exact definition for this but loosely translated it means "goblin item"
Vixean is a goblean iteam.
goblean iteam by Marnssj November 16, 2010
Noun - When a female sends sexually explicit pictures, specifically of her breasts, and a man ejaculates onto his phone screen.

Long form: iPearl Necklace
The photos that she sent me were so hot, I ended up giving her an iPearl.
iPearl by RogueJoe November 24, 2010

ideamanship

The act of producing an utterly fucking genius idea seemingly from nowhere.
"Holy shit, vinegar on pizza! That's ideamanship!"
Means items in normal english, but among people with multiple learning disorders and mild retardations, this is the common version of the word.
I got many ideams at my house!!
ideams by Fawk December 16, 2008